Neighbor Assholes

There is some asshole of a neighbor who likes to call the parking police. You can only park on our street for 2 hours at a time during the day.

I live here.

My contract states I'm not supposed to park in the driveway.

I can't park in the street.

I have an asshole of a neighbor.

And now I have a parking ticket.

I missed heading it off with the police by about 5 minutes. The traffic lady was VERY nice, and actually so was I. We commiserated about the asshole.

But I still have a parking ticket.

Fucking Catch 22.