So. Apparently it's now socially acceptable and cool to hang huge flesh colored/or steel bull testicles from the back of your huge gas guzzling American made SUV or Pickup Truck.
Apparently...
Apparently I'm living in an area infested with low-brow redneck morons.
Its not even clever in the remotest sense. All it says is, "Hello random stranger my Magic Johnson is neither magic nor anywhere near Johnson size." In a way that attracts the attention of everyone you pass on the street.
Really? We went from Calvin peeing on logos to magnetic ribbons for your favorite sports team to bull testicles. Really?
WHAT THE FUCK people. SERIOUSLY!?
The only remotely acceptable version of this abomination I've seen is someone who substituted a big nut (as in nuts and bolts), which at least says, "I may have a small whoo hoo, but at least I finished trade school and am making more than you, college graduate working at a restaurant."
I'm seriously considering buying a heavy duty cable cutter to carry around in the back of Vincent (my Honda) so I can cut those nuts off and use them to dent their shiny American made hoods.
I have to get out of this place...
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